Just say no to kangaroos

And to every other cute animal it seems? The people over at Fuck you, penguin, have a blog where they tell cute animals what's what.

So what offenses have these very cute animals committed you ask? Well, Camels are “played out.” Ponies “try too hard,” dolphins are “smug little shits,” and that “duck-billed asshole,” the platypus, is so weird that people can’t even agree on the plural form of its name. (“That’s because if you see two of these animals[?] together, the fabric of space and time will literally tear apart.”)

And the write up for the kangaroo above cracked me up: "Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You're just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were "chillaxin'" or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW."

Funny stuff, for a slow afternoon.

via veryshortlist